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FINAL SCORE (Hi Dad!) Penguins 3-1 BEFORE THE CANDY :: First, and clearly the most important: the H2H2 Website is up and running so make sure you stop by and check it out. It’s absolutely beautiful. Ellen did a wonderful job, with help from Casey. Make sure you check it out, drop a few bucks, and […]
Whether you’re hoping to shut Murph up or indulge him — check this Facebook page out: Give Us Another Dollar Hot Dog Night, created by friend of TPL, Danielle Floyd. I’m sure she’d appreciate your clickage and maybe she’ll be willing to pull an Operation: Curly Fries-like campaign. Best of luck to her. Loss Candy […]
FINAL SCORE (Hi Dad!) 4-3, Stars in Overtime. Of course it was. OBSERVATIONS OF A FORMER HOCKEY PLAYER The only reason I was excited to see that Chris Osgood was starting today was so that we could — FINALLY — move on with our lives as he gets his two years-overdue 400th win. And in […]
Final Score (Hi Mr. P!) Hawks 4, Wings 1 Thoughts I imagine the view that you see above had to be pretty lonely tonight for the guy who usually opens the door to let offending players in. For the sake of this post, let’s call this man Jim. Jim Gardener to be exact. For Jim […]
FINAL SCORE (Hi Dad!) Red Wings 0, Jonathan Quings 5 Sometimes, you’re just at the mercy of an opposing player. Tonight, it was Jonathan Quick. He flat out owned the Red Wings — despite the Wings’ extremely lopsided shot total. Once it was apparent that he wasn’t going to allow anything, the Wings basically gave […]
FINAL SCORE (Hi Dad!) 3-2 Predators FIVE OBSERVATIONS OF A FORMER HOCKEY PLAYER 1. The story of this one will be lazy, flat-footed defensemen doing very little to prevent goals from being scored. Regardless of who you blame for the first goal (and TPL is a house divided on the issue), there were two capable […]
FINAL SCORE (Hi Dad!) Sharks 5-2 If you recall, we asked for some help vetting the dudes that will grace the pages of TPL following a Wings loss. We received a few offers, and we’re pleased to say good friends of ours @thetinnishflash, @BizCassty, and @jennyquarx have offered a handful of suggestions that will be […]
Well that game was garbage from the get go. But you’ll be rewarded, like any other Wings loss… First, one of the most beautiful Native American actresses I could find — a young lady I had a massive crush on in high school when she was on Buffy. I actually never watched Buffy, but I […]
Following a “meh” loss to the Wild that I watched on DVR super late — I thought it was time for another timely edition of Loss Candy to up Red Wings Nation’s spirits. First up, for anyone that likes insanely beautiful women: Eva Longoria Parker found out that her soon-to-be-ex-husband and notable French pansy Tony […]
Following a fairly dominant 3-1 victory by the Red Wings over the Avalanche, I present the following Win Candy for your enjoyment — suggestions made by Mr. and Mrs. MacRostie, @Flapjack_McZap and @jennyquarx. If you’d like to make some suggestions for future Win and Loss Candies, shoot us an e-mail and we’ll throw them in […]