Red Wings lose to Jonathan Quick

FINAL SCORE (Hi Dad!)
Red Wings 0, Jonathan Quings 5

Sometimes, you’re just at the mercy of an opposing player. Tonight, it was Jonathan Quick. He flat out owned the Red Wings — despite the Wings’ extremely lopsided shot total. Once it was apparent that he wasn’t going to allow anything, the Wings basically gave up — allowing the floodgates (formerly Chris Osgood’s nickname) to open. Stinker.

I didn’t recognize Charlie Hunnam’s name, but he looked familiar so I looked him up. He’s the dude from Green Street Hooligans. A vastly underrated film — check it out sometime. Anyway, go ahead and thank @vikbash for this little bit of man-candy (m’andy?):

I had this post ready to go during the third, when it became out of reach (five goal deficit). But since @jmayDET had a special request for Loss Candy, I had to come back in and oblige. Congratulations on winning the calendar and Christmas ornament, boss. Enjoy your other gift: Scarlet Johansson — who’s not my type, but it takes all kinds. Also, I’m certainly not angry at her sweater.