Delayed Loss Candy
Following a “meh” loss to the Wild that I watched on DVR super late — I thought it was time for another timely edition of Loss Candy to up Red Wings Nation’s spirits.
First up, for anyone that likes insanely beautiful women:
Eva Longoria Parker found out that her soon-to-be-ex-husband and notable French pansy Tony Parker was caught cheating with a former teammate’s significantly less hot soon-to-be-ex-wife. Oh, basketball players… you really know how to shoot downhill, don’t you?
I work with a bunch of nerds, and they were all too excited to focus this past week because apparently a new Harry Potter film was released and they — evidently — de-aged twenty years upon the news. Nevertheless, I present whoever-the-fuck this young man is:
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Damn. For a second I thought that was Vanessa Marcil. Now I have to put my pants back on.
Vanessa Marcil is another winner. She and Longaria very much my type.
Also, pants are optional in TPLand.
I somehow feel cheated…
wait wait what about a shirtless man? hollis—wheres he at?
This post was all Mr. Petrella, so you’ll have to ask him where the shirtless man is.
Unless you were talking about me being shirtless…
Correct me if I’m wrong, but we don’t have any e-mails from you suggesting which men to find shirtless… we can only work with what we’ve given!
Keep ’em coming.