The marbles. I want all of them.

The triumvirate of The Production Line gentlemen are out of pocket at the moment, so there won’t be any analysis yet again (and for that, we apologize). But your Detroit Red Wings have forced a seventh game against the San Jose Sharks. I’ll spare you the bullshit statistics and won’t bore you with the minutiae about the odds. The Red Wings no longer have to win four straight. They need only win on Thursday.

And you can bet your sweet ass they can.

Waiting for them on the other side of Game 7 are the Canucks… and then the Bruins or Lightning. Do you think any of those teams pose the kind of threat that the Sharks posed?

The answer is a resounding FUCK NO THEY DON’T.

Bring on Game 7, and bring on the Conference Finals.