DAMMIT!

Even Jesus wouldn’t give Jason Williams a second chance

The Red Wings announced this morning that they have signed former goat Jason Williams to a one-year deal, presumably to fill the hole left by Mikael Samuelsson as the punching bag for all of the teams’ woes.

More details to come, but I – for one – look forward to 10 months of second-guessing and blaming Jason Williams for every turnover, goal against, and loss.