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Dec. 13 :: In a world of van chases… we’re your snow fortress

Inception came out on BluRay and DVD last week. Go get it.

Wings and Kings, 7:30pm Wednesday. They’ll fight the snow and non-Lions NFL traffic to make it happen.

Buried in this article, allegedly about Datsyuk and Zetterberg, Ansar Khan relays an interesting quote from Mike Babcock, wherein he says Jiri Hudler needs to earn his way out of the healthy scratch rotation, which is now four men deep (Miller, Eaves, Draper, Scuttlebutt). It’d be easy to argue that Miller and Eaves have already played their way out of that rotation, but they’re still mentioned as part of it, likely because of their contracts in comparison to bigger money guys like Hudler.

Just last Saturday, the Wings dropped an overtime decision to the Kings, but Brad Stuart was throwing weight like whoa. The game began an unimpressive three-game skid, but the Wings look to have righted the ship.

The aforementioned Stewie is the only player on either roster to have spent time on the other. And Jonathan Quick is a killer name. 

:: Detroit thoroughly dismantled the Devils, 4-1, on Saturday night.
:: Los Angeles lost to Minnesota in overtime, 3-2, also on Saturday night.

By special request, the TPL Glossary is ready to jailsex your eyes:
Zetterberg — Datsyuk — Homer
Thunderchief — Flip — Mulo
Buckets — Gator — Scuttles
Miller — Helm — Eaves

Lidstrom — Stuart
Rafalski — Ericsson
Kronwall — Ruslan “One Horse Open” Salei (h/t @vtucherov)


Jakub “Like a Work Placement?” Kindl [in Grand Rapids]
Kris “Not Exactly” Draper

Mike “I Think I’ll Sit This One Out on This Level, Boys” Modano [wrist]

Honorable Mentions
Todd “I’d Hate to See You Outta Control” Bertuzzi
Todd “Paradox” Bertuzzi
Todd “It’s Not Strictly Speaking… Legal” Bertuzzi
Jiri “You Mustn’t Be Afraid to Dream a Little Bigger, Darling” Hudler
*If there are any that you think I missed, throw them in the comments — the best one will be shared for all to enjoy on the TPL Facebook Page*

1. After Chris Osgood earned his 399th career win, Jimmy Howard returns to the net to face the Kings. Along with Patrick Eaves (in for Kris Draper), only slight roster tweaks have been made since the overtime loss to the Kings last weekend.
2. I’m feelin’ curly tonight
3. Let me plant this idea in your subconscious: Darren Helm scores on a breakaway. Tonight. He saw the robot devil drawing from @stevieroxelle and he’s none too pleased. I bet.
4. Jiri Hudler comes back in… and that will make some people angry. I’m certain it will come up tomorrow, when we’re taping the new TP:60, but I feel like that conversation has jumped the shark, and everyone’s made up their minds about him at this point. No matter which side of the fence you’re on, we can all agree that he needs to do something, like three weeks ago, to get going. It’s getting old, Scuttles.
5. Seriously. Watch Inception.

We, too, can score goals in the opening minute.

Anyone that answers “Ryan Smyth” is an asshole. And I know everyone would love to lean toward Jack Johnson because of his Ann Arbor ties, but I feel like he’s a penis. I’m going to go off the board and pick Wayne Simmonds.


15 thoughts on “Dec. 13 :: In a world of van chases… we’re your snow fortress”

  1. 1. Jack Johnson is a penis. Guy plays up an down dependent on what suits him at the moment, not the team’s needs or the game situation.

    2. Ryan Smyth is a huge asshole. Dan Ellis ate a ton of shit for whining about being rich, but no one bothers to bring up Smyth crying his way out of Edmonton and into a huge contract. Can hockey players start being men again?

    3. I like Simmonds but wouldn’t want him on my team. He’s a bit too loose cannon for me. He feels like he’s an internship at Vogue away from being Sean Avery.

    4. Congrats on the huge success of Operation Curly Fries. 68% of Wings fans would be suffering through soggy beef without you guys.

    5. Watch Inception. (No I won’t answer questions about the plot at any point)

  2. Jiri “Give him the kick!” Hudler
    Pavel “Never recreate places from your memory. Always imagine new places!” Datsyuk
    Todd “Don’t you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone! ” Bertuzzi
    Jonathan “You mind telling your subconscious to take it easy?” Ericsson

  3. All the Kings fans I know, several of which I play in an adult league with, stay Quick is already out of consideration as a Kings goalie. They’re using him as a stop-gap waiting for their goalie of the future to finish cooking.

    1. I assume they’re talking about Jonathan Bernier. My extensive research shows that he is, in fact, the real deal. But Jonathan Quick is no slouch — he’s gotten the Kings a TON of wins the last two seasons.

  4. Jiri “Quick, give me a kiss” Hudler
    Todd “Why is it so important to dream? ” Bertuzzi
    Darren “And I will lead them on a merry chase.” Helm
    Niklas “I don’t like trains.” Kronwall
    Brad “Bad with emotions” Stuart

  5. I almost forgot
    Thomas “We’d be together forever. You promised me.” Kopecky
    Marian “I know. But we can’t. And I’m sorry.” Hossa

  6. I almost forgot
    Thomas “We’d be together forever. You promised me.” Kopecky
    Marian “I know. But we can’t. And I’m sorry.” Hossa

  7. Thank you for the glossary. Can you make a tab for it somewhere on the page…please.

    Oh, and my submission for names:

    Todd “What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm?…..” Bertuzzi


    1. Well, I’m glad you asked, mom.

      If you check out the “Pages” menu at the top of the page, just under Olympia’s sign, you’ll find TPL Glossary among the drop-down options. It’ll live there and be updated as needed!

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