Brad “Sweater Over the Head – the Classic Hockey Fight Maneuver” May
Tomas “On a Garbage Goal by a Guy Who Was Clearly in the Crease” Holmstrom
Chris “Oh Yeah Coach, Show Me Whatcha Got” Osgood
Darren “No One’s Ever Turned a Double Play on Me” Helm
Pavel “I’ll Show Ya Hockey, Ya Hoser” Datsyuk
Johan “Oh So You’re Gonna Insult Me and My Homeland All in One Nugget, Eh?” Franzen
Todd “Yes, There is a Derogatory Connotation to the Term” Bertuzzi
Mike “Ya Friggin’ Hoser” Babcock
Ville “No Stick, No Speed” Leino
5. Happy Birthday to Chris Hollis. Here’s hoping the Red Wings deliver 26 goals in recognition.
6. Happy Birthday to The Triple Deke. Here’s hoping the Red Wings deliver MORE THAN two goals in recognition.
So sayeth JJ:
Oh thank god, I was worried I was going to have to go with one of the Sharks from West Side Story and work it into how his hot latino blood might be good for the team, plus he could protect us from getting jailsexed. Then I thought admitting to knowing so much about West Side Story probably isn’t a good idea.
Instead, I’ll take Jabberjaw.
A shark who’s a mix between Curly from the Three Stooges and Rodney Dangerfield? Yes. Please. Also, I think he’d be able to bring some much-needed levity to the Wings locker room.