It works on two levels – it’s the kind of movie that Sidney watches in Mario’s basement (maybe with Mario – but I don’t judge), and it makes the Penguins sound like a bunch of girls. It’s got my vote.

While I did read that this was true — and thank you guys for reporting from Traverse City — he’ll always be our chubby little boy. There are certain things I just won’t get over: Bertuzzi sucks, Scuttles like the ladies of the night, Osgood cries, Tiberius has thunder buns. That’s just how it is ’round these parts.

And for the record, I was going for “chubby-ass” and not “chubby ass.” HAHA

I can confirm the report on slimmed down/bulked up Jimmah. He’s no longer our chubby little boy

Quick follow-up to the the Temple of Doom reference as we settle on something disparaging to call the new Penis arena….

There was a deeply moving video that came out a while back called “In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon.” …which makes me think that we might as well just start calling the new Pen’s arena “The Temple of Poon” and get it over with.

Worthy nickname?

Totally could have worked for Bertuzzi, as well.

Tahd “You are so dumb. I mean really really dumb.” Tuzz

“Scratch or not, that fucker is getting a nickname. ”

That actually works, considering “Scratch” is one of the devil’s nicknames.

Yup. That’s how incredible he’s going to be this year.

On a serious note — my bad. Meant to throw Bertuzzi in the “honorable mention” category, like always. Scratch or not, that fucker is getting a nickname.