Comments on: SAVE YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR VETERANS! https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/09/13/save-your-children-and-your-veterans/ Archived version of TPL - Hosted by DetroitHockey.Net Mon, 13 Sep 2010 20:06:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 By: eshad15 https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/09/13/save-your-children-and-your-veterans/#comment-2349 Mon, 13 Sep 2010 20:06:00 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/?p=1597#comment-2349 In reply to Andre in Chi.

The shetuzz actually in a dress…. o wait, nope that’s worse

]]> By: J.J. https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/09/13/save-your-children-and-your-veterans/#comment-2348 Mon, 13 Sep 2010 20:00:00 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/?p=1597#comment-2348 6. The skin on Joan Rivers’ neck.
7. Clowns with chainsaws.
8. Darth Vader.

]]> By: 512Disch https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/09/13/save-your-children-and-your-veterans/#comment-2347 Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:50:00 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/?p=1597#comment-2347 In reply to Andre in Chi.

We had to grow up quick on the gritty streets of Birmingham

]]> By: Andre in Chi https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/09/13/save-your-children-and-your-veterans/#comment-2346 Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:44:00 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/?p=1597#comment-2346 In reply to 512Disch.

Somebody was an awfully sexual 3rd grader…

]]> By: Andre in Chi https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/09/13/save-your-children-and-your-veterans/#comment-2345 Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:38:00 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/?p=1597#comment-2345 In reply to 512Disch.

Madonna’s arms

]]> By: 512Disch https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/09/13/save-your-children-and-your-veterans/#comment-2344 Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:36:00 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/?p=1597#comment-2344 Also…

Meat dresses; and (unrelated)
Your parents walking in through a closed bedroom door

]]> By: 512Disch https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/09/13/save-your-children-and-your-veterans/#comment-2343 Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:35:00 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/?p=1597#comment-2343 Raise you’re hand if you’d be surprised to read the following headline:
Bertuzzi arrested for involvement in plot to copy Mexican border style crime ring in flint”

…I’m just sayin’, it’s no coincidence that he’s up there.

Anyway…following Andre’s 2…

Any situation where you have to sit across from your parents in a quiet room
Third period English
The moment in the middle of the night where you have to get up and take a leak, but you’re pretty sure as soon as your foot hits the ground something under the bed is going to eat it
Parent teacher conferences
Second period History
No Reason Boners

]]> By: Michael Petrella https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/09/13/save-your-children-and-your-veterans/#comment-2342 Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:24:00 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/?p=1597#comment-2342 In reply to Chris Hollis.

Actually, 35+ clause only comes into effect for the second year (and beyond) of multi-year deals… so we’d be on the hook for Bertuzzi’s NEXT year…

But yeah, I’m pickin’ up what you’re layin’ down.

]]> By: Chris Hollis https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/09/13/save-your-children-and-your-veterans/#comment-2341 Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:21:00 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/?p=1597#comment-2341 Uh, why the hell are they going to Flint? Seriously. If (When?) Modano and/or Bertuzzi gets shot there, we’re still responsible for their 35+ salaries. How fucking stupid.

]]> By: EtchedInCold https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/09/13/save-your-children-and-your-veterans/#comment-2340 Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:16:00 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/?p=1597#comment-2340 Pennywise the clown.

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