I’m sure everyone noticed that Johan Franzen took a Doan-assisted header into the boards early in yesterday’s game. When came back to the bench a period later with 21 stitches, cotton in his nose, and no visor, I think we all saw how badass hockey players can be. (And when Turris tore off a fingernail later in the game and was crying about it, well that just shows how some hockey players can be total babies.)
Those stitches, added to the other cuts and scrapes on Franzen’s face, had some of us comparing him to a certain stitched-together, reanimated monster.
Maybe when he needs a scoring boost we can hook up a car battery to those neck bolts and give him a jump.
Ha! I have a poster in the works using this same theme….great minds think alike!
That was bad, sure….but thank God he didn’t get hit by an octopus.
that’s exactly what i called him when he showed up back on the bench haha. nicely done!
We may need a t-shirt of this one. I know of at least two people already who’d be interested.