Comments on: SPOTTED: EMOdano

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 16:59:00 +0000

Forgot to tell you guys, EModano stopped by my Starbucks when I was closing on Wednesday, whining that I wouldn’t give him free soy milk and then downing his latte in record time (so he could go check out the hoodies in the juniors department) after complaining that I didn’t make it right (any other baristas can back me up on this…)

By: Wings_Fan_in_CO

Wings_Fan_in_CO — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 16:00:00 +0000

I saw him:
1) hanging out behind the local Sonic smoking cloves and reading his poetry to anyone who would listen
2) On a corner downtown with his acoustic guitar. Not playing for money, just making sure everyone knows his anguish
3) getting thrown out of Bennigans for being there for 4 hours and only buying the bottomless cup of coffee while he writes poetry.
4) sitting in a local coffee shop on his laptop voting for Jr. Roast Beef, because everyone else wants curly fries, and going against public opinion is soooo cool.

By: 512Disch

512Disch — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 15:26:00 +0000

Funny thing, I was just in my local Whole Foods (actually, the WF headquarters here in Austin…it’s the bomb)…s in the bulk foods section looking for some grains to keep my “business regular” and I looked over…wouldn’t ya know…it was EModano filling up a bag of quinoa wearing a Shins shirt and complaining to someone about how the consolidation of radio stations nationally under Clearwater’s evil rule was ruining people’s ability to “feel anything.”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 14:54:00 +0000

I can’t really top any of this stuff but can I suggest an EMOdano shirt for the TPL Store?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 14:51:00 +0000

In reply to Natalie. Genius!

By: Kjell

Kjell — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 06:51:00 +0000

I saw him tearing up his 100 dollar jeans in hour 3 or his 5 hour process to look like he just got up.

By: Brad Boswell

Brad Boswell — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 02:57:00 +0000

In reply to Natalie. I'd like to point out that I read "doing" (before, during, and after) as "doing" like the sound a spring makes. That is all.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 23:00:00 +0000

In reply to Andy from FightNight. On #3... dood, guess he didn't find those razers, 'cause he decided to slice his wrist with Umberger's skate instead.

By: Steven

Steven — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 22:40:00 +0000

In Hot Topic trying on black and red hoodies in a size too small.

(You also realize I’m going to have to draw this one too.)

By: Natalie

Natalie — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 22:33:00 +0000

— Perched outside my bedroom window in a vain attempt to win my heart, strumming his guitar and wailing Dashboard Confessional.

— Crying in your arms before, doing, and after coitus.

— Doodling sketches in the margins of his papers because he wants to be a graphic artist and dude, he’s going to open up his own business if he can ever stay out of trouble, but that means he’s gotta commit to not stealing his stepsister’s Adderall.

— Blowing you off because he’s too busy watching The Crow. On repeat.

— Claiming NOT to know what the original version of “chain mail” is when you compliment him on his self-crafted straightjacket composed entirely of lengths of dog chain. He claims he invented the style. At age three. While crafting the third codicil to his own will.

— Wondering if Alexander Ovechkin has any leftover rope from that NHL commercial in case, you know, shit gets a little too real.