Comments on: Zetterberg beats Penguins, Howard beats the hell out of Crosby

By: Michael Petrella

Michael Petrella — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 19:25:42 +0000

@Andy -- seriously, it was our pleasure. We fully intend on hosting it again next season. It was too much fun not to.

@Baroque -- true words. James found a good way to shut Crosby up: shoving a glove into his gaping yap. I just hope nothing gross came off of those GIGANTIC lips of his, lubricating Tiberius' glove in some sort of translucent gooties for the stretch run.

@Vicky -- You win the thread.

@Hollis -- #FUCKYEAH #FUCKYEAH #JAILSEXED #FUCKYEAH

@Mauvais -- Great Oden's raven, you're a rockstar. I can't wait to see how big we can make this image's lore grow.

By: Rob R

Rob R — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:55:58 +0000

I'm all for Tiberius as the new name for our starting goaltender. It makes me think of Jimmah's head on Zeus's body, with thunderbolt in hand and the whole nine yards. Someone needs to photoshop that madness. I'll see what I can do, but I'm straight awful at that stuff.

By: Chris Hollis

Chris Hollis — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:18:21 +0000

FUCKYEAH.

By: Vicky

Vicky — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:53:15 +0000

I'm going to come and find this glorious goalie and rape him just to have his little gingerous hockey progeny... Ohhhh Jimmy! Goalie mask must be worn at all times!

Good game all around. :)

By: Baroque

Baroque — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:26:38 +0000

I've been calling him James most of the season - it's a name more fitting for a mature adult. Jimmy isn't.

I'm sure most hockey players get frustrated from time to time, but most don't throw tantrums that would get a preschooler a time-out when they get pissy. :)

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:06:13 +0000

btw.. have to thank you guys again for the H2H drive. It's been fun, and somehow has kept you guys my top referring site other than Winging it…

By: Michael Petrella

Michael Petrella — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:32:19 +0000

@Andy — Don't think I'll STOP being hard on Tuzz'. HA! But what's fair is fair (hint: everyone who refuses to say a bad word about him), and he earned that endorsement last night. He played really damn well.

By: Michael Petrella

Michael Petrella — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:31:28 +0000

Rob R — totally well said. I'm pretty sure if I were in Sweden, eyes shooting out of my skull and screamed GOTTDAAYUMN, everyone would know what I was all about. And I'm okay with that.

Canadian Rob — we don't repeat many memes around here since there are plenty to go around, but you might be right. I heard that the WIM thread continued with the anteaters in my absence, and it's clearly working. So, with that in mind, I present you with this:

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/747/original/toomuch2ask.jpg

@rwum — I saw that picture last night as I was cycling through AP photos and elsewhere. My search ended IMMEDIATELY upon seeing said ass-whoopage.

@Maria — I never stopped basket-weaving. The whole time I was writing that, I was doing it one-handed, and the other was weaving a MEAN basket for which to put my many, MANY Stanley Cup memories. Do your friends in Calgary know anything about that?

@Nitz — I don't think any of us (J.J. excluded, perhaps) could be happier that jailsexed has taken off. That's his brain child and we're just happen to enable it. And I agree, jailsexing all night all over the ice and (thanks to good people like you) in the stands as well.

@O-Face — I'll be joining you in the official club. I would have loved if he removed his helmet and gloves and was like "FUCK THIS NOISE, LETS GO YOU LITTLE SHIT." How epic would that have been…

@JJ — We can make that happen. Perhaps a moratorium on Jimmy, replaced with James, Tiberius or Jesus H.?

@Dena — You're my hero. Thank you for sharing! Anyone who wrote in HAD to have been a TPL reader, at least. We need to find out who it was. A special place on TPL for anyone with knowledge of the transpirings!

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:27:05 +0000

Someone steal the tapes from the radio station!

Michael, I agree on the Tuzzi thing, and I think I have consistently called him out over at Fight Night lately.

"God damn" or something like that is not directly translatable, but "fy fan" is pretty close.

By: Dena

Dena — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:15:24 +0000

Valenti and Foster were on and they were discussing how the league caters to the Penguins because the Pens had 2 days off and the Wings were coming off the west coast road trip and then the league moved the game up to 7 and blah, blah, blah. Then Foster starts reading some "Ticket tracks" which I assume are e-mails from listeners. JAILSEXED was written in one of those e-mails. I didn't catch the name of the person who wrote it, dammit, but they were obviously huge TPL fans. My favorite part was that Foster kind of yelled it like it was in all caps, like this: JAILSEXED!

Seriously you guys need to have that shit copywrited pronto.