Comments on: Mar 5 :: Red Wings remain TPL’s Greatest Love of All

By: Krononymous

Krononymous — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:14:52 +0000

I think Homer is our little Honey Badger.

But seriously, you guys are scaring me just a little with the Whitney love. That said, Bert's is some kind of special!

By: Rob Discher

Rob Discher — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:43:40 +0000

@ Ames – The list is long, but distinguished. (softball)

By: Ames McArdle

Ames McArdle — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:56:04 +0000

How can I be Hank Zetterberg's "Bodyguard?"

By: J.J. from Kansas

J.J. from Kansas — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:12:28 +0000

See? And my sixth grade math teacher told me I'd never have a positive affect on anybody… I feel better already.

By: Dena

Dena — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:55:44 +0000

One more thing, and this is a totally true story, I used the term "jailsexed" in a sentence last night, at work, to a coworker, and he just looked at me with a look of pure awe.

By: Casey

Casey — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:47:10 +0000

I'm not sure which rocked my world more, the nicknames or the honey badger.

Pavel's was pretty awesome I must say.

By: Rob Discher

Rob Discher — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:30:02 +0000

Two observations:

One, Mizz P, that pledge is officially the nuts. In one post you've completely outdone the entire TPL research staff. Granted, our intern herd is a little thin right now with two of our three Swedish blond interns heading back to their motherland, but still...bravo.

Second, I saw more heart in that 3:00 Honey Badger clip than I've seen all season in Detroit. Wait...what's he doing now? He's looking for some honey? No? You're fcking kidding me? He's eating the BABIES?!?! SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! Also, the scene of him (clearly a male) attacking the cobra up in that tree...that's almost pants-tightening.

By: Michael Petrella

Michael Petrella — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:28:33 +0000

Wow, I didn't know these would be such a big hit. I neglected Ville Leino, and those of you that have stuck around this long, maybe you'll appreciate a few more:

Ville "Your Love is My Love and My Love is Your Love, It Would Take an Eternity to Break Us Up, The Chains of Amistad Couldn't Hold Us" Leino

Johan "Well You Gotta You Gotta Way That You Make Me Feel I Can Do I Can Do Anything" Franzen

By: eight_legged_freaks

eight_legged_freaks — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:58:38 +0000

Once again, TPL shows the world that without them, the world would be a much darker place.

By: Dena

Dena — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:43:06 +0000

I think that Nik Kronwall is deserving of the "I Keep Feeling Your Heartbeat Inside of Me" nickname. Because when I look at him, nothing that comes to my mind is "appropriate". My hope is to have Jordin TooToo Kronwalled to unconsiousness this evening, only to silence those F*CKING WHISTLES.