Comments on: Chris Osgood vs. some kids https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/02/26/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/ Archived version of TPL - Hosted by DetroitHockey.Net Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:11:53 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 By: discoelephant64 https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/02/26/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1441 Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:11:53 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/02/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1441 "All right kids, even though I'm real rusty because a certain someone won't give me the starts I clearly deserve, I've been fine-tuning my game thanks to a little help from this instructional video from Goldberg. You know, that kid who played the Mighty Ducks goalie."

]]> By: J.J. from Kansas https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/02/26/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1440 Sat, 27 Feb 2010 01:20:31 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/02/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1440 Kid 1: can I go to the bathroom Mr. Osgood?

Chris: Sure, it's inside, up the stairs, third door on the left.

Kid 1: Thanks!

*kid comes back five minutes later*

Kid 1: Mr. Osgood? Why is there a picture of a scowling man with a big scar on his chin attached to your dart board?

Chris: Oh eh, he…he…he… you saw that, huh?

]]> By: J.J. from Kansas https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/02/26/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1439 Sat, 27 Feb 2010 01:16:40 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/02/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1439 I'm betting he throws the biggest kid out after he gets within two feet of him before Ozzie dives and calls goalie interference.

]]> By: chollis https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/02/26/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1438 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:50:24 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/02/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1438 It's instructional, eh?

Here's Ozzie's bullet points to the kids:

– Don't worry about covering the five hole.Nobody really shoots there anymore.

– Playing time is crucial. Unless you start every game, blame your bad outings on "rust".

– Make sure you let your coach know who's boss, since you're on the ice and he isn't. Even if it's your Dad.

– Biggest lesson: The regular season is only important for breaking in your pads. Just pass the blame on to coaches and teammates until the playoffs start.

]]> By: Rob Discher https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/02/26/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1437 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:46:55 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/02/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1437 Projection: Ozzie lets in 3 softies immediately, gets the hook in favor of Howard who plays light-out, and loses control/spotlight at his own event. In his own damn backyard.

]]> By: Rob https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/02/26/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1436 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:56:16 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/02/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1436 I hope Ozzie gets better goal support than he is with the Wings or he could be in fora long day

]]> By: Andy https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/02/26/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1435 Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:52:32 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/02/chris-osgood-vs-some-kids/#comment-1435 Well, this is probably the only chance Chris has to get some shots on him in a competetive setting, seeing how Babs only like to play Howard

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