Comments on: I, Michael, take thee, Todd…

By: rwum14

rwum14 — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 04:34:14 +0000

I'm a big fan of irony. Make it happen 'tuzzi.

By: Guilherme Calciolari

Guilherme Calciolari — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:11:21 +0000

Amazing. Perfect piece, seems like a Stephen King book, starts off so beautifully then the horror begins.

And I'm not sensitive or something like that, but the first paragraph, whoa. Awesome stuff.

By: Mariia19

Mariia19 — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 02:09:23 +0000

WOW. Hilarious and brilliant, I kinda wish that this wouldn't happen specially to you but I'm not gonna like there is like a 353348% chance that it will. Too funny my friend, too funny.

By: Mauvais gardien de but

Mauvais gardien de but — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 21:30:14 +0000

The reason this was so amazing is that I couldn't tell if it was real or not. I knew that the wedding date was in the future and hadn't happened yet. I knew that the dates you mentioned were all in the future. I knew that this could not have already happened.

Yet...

It was so realistic and nightmarish that I was terrified that it was true and it was happening right now. My heart is racing like I just woke up from a bad dream.

I think it's time to go home now!

By: Michael Petrella

Michael Petrella — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 21:01:02 +0000

Natalie, having no words is -- coming from you -- a better compliment than any words could say. (Same to you, Gander)

Jenn, I'll keep you and your hubby in my thoughts in the days after my wedding. Perhaps on the 7th he signs a one-year deal, and on the 18th, another extension. Just to screw us both.

Baroque, I'm all for it. Let's make that happen.

Todd, your invitation is in the mail. If it keeps you from the contract.

WingedUP, thanks very much! We're happy to provide much needed LOLz in these times of relatively quiet Red Wings news days.

Vicky, I'm humbled. Seriously. The internet has some great shit. Honored to toss my hat into the same ring as LOLcats and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Jenny, I'm with you. I hope it doesn't happen (the Todd thing... I want the wedding thing).

JJ, Todd is unfamiliar with "that" part of the Honeymoon. I have to imagine Tag is the mailman's.

Andy, there has to be another way. HAHA

Stabbity, I expect H2H to be epic to the point of "I'll Just About Confirm My Presence at Tying the Knot with Todd." And I'm CERTAIN that's putting myself in direct physical danger.

Jeff, no doubt. Lots of stuff from Off the Wall and Thriller. Coming your way.

Serven, if you're volunteering, I'll try to get you in touch with the right people (read: Lucifer, Hussein, Koresh).

Dena, a better idea has never existed. You DO mean he/she was baked in the cake, right?

Sara and Nitz, WELL DONE. You two literally make me chuckle.

and now...... I'd like to share with you the e-mail I received from my dad following this post:

Michael, all the Petrella families have been getting a call from someone named TODD wanting to know if there is a Michael that lives with them and if there was to let him know that he is going to get punched in the head, from behind of course.

Seriously, one of the best articles I have had to pleasure to read, keep up the great work, we are all very proud of you and the beautiful woman that has agreed to marry you, love Dad

By: nurse nitz

nurse nitz — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:45:50 +0000

Yes, Petrella, this is freaking hilarious.

By: saraneuie

saraneuie — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:44:11 +0000

Petrella, this is freaking hilarious.

By: Dena

Dena — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:50:51 +0000

You sir have earned yourself She-tuzzi popping out of the cake at your bachelor party.

By: mserven

mserven — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:07:45 +0000

Incredible post. We need to find Bertuzzi a Cable Guy best friend for the month of August to proactively ruin his life.

By: Jfliska

Jfliska — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:01:38 +0000

can i get a copy of that michael jackson mix?, seriously.