Ha, just kidding. I'm watching that as soon as I get home.

1. Who knew that was a 12 year old white chick singing that song?
2. Speaking of mustaches and 12 year olds, anyone else think it looks a little suspicious that she's hanging out with a guy with handlebars and a trans am?
3. Speaking of handlebars, there's no way anyone in their right mind swaps that gold-plated bike for a boom box. No chance. That ghetto blaster is a $30 item at the local pawn shop. Might be worth bringing in my brother Johnny as a consult on this. He pretty much lives at Mustang Pawn.
4. Speaking of brothers, I picked up on some racial tension between Clark the Goalie and the second baseman, which proves that Canadians are racist. There. I said it.

Kris (if you're reading this) – Fabulous nicknames. Michael – excellent use of TPL's new favorite words.

And I knew better than to click on that YouTube link. But it didn't help – just seeing the words was enough.

I am getting nervous about that bet. Come on Todd. Todd, I promise you that I will record it anyway, just let me do it without pressure, come one and score those last five or whatever.