Comments on: H2H Update https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/01/13/h2h-update/ Archived version of TPL - Hosted by DetroitHockey.Net Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:25:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 By: Dena https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/01/13/h2h-update/#comment-670 Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:25:00 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/01/h2h-update/#comment-670 217. If you've never been, go to PeopleofWalmart.com, page 17, first picture. Bert's at Walmart, lookin' for some bait for his next hat.

]]> By: jennbikegirl https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/01/13/h2h-update/#comment-669 Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:00:37 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/01/h2h-update/#comment-669 216. Calling Chris Osgood at all hours of the day and night, pretending to be Jimmy Howard, asking for goaltending advice.

]]> By: Natalie https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/01/13/h2h-update/#comment-668 Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:55:05 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/01/h2h-update/#comment-668 213. Asking you for a specific amount of money on the streets, and when you hand him all you have in your pockets, and it's less than what he asked for, making sure to point out the shortage in an attempt to make you feel guilty. (Credit to Andy for making me think of a bum-related one.)

214. Hitting on his female employees. Because he can.

215. Telling his home country to go f*#$ itself after receiving an Olympic snub.

]]> By: Andy https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/01/13/h2h-update/#comment-667 Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:18:34 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/01/h2h-update/#comment-667 210. Standing in the corner on the subway, then looking through all the garbage cans for empty soda bottles. When he doesn't find any he goes on to ask everyone on the subway for change.
211. Having a god damn seminar so the student cafe has to be closed.
212. Asking all students to buy at least 8 books for the subject he's lecturing.

]]> By: Natalie https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/01/13/h2h-update/#comment-666 Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:48:43 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/01/h2h-update/#comment-666 209. Working that Elvis Stojko-esque spin-o-rama move…in Michael Petrella's dreams, every single night, for the rest of eternity.

]]> By: Natalie https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/01/13/h2h-update/#comment-665 Sun, 17 Jan 2010 16:16:51 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/01/h2h-update/#comment-665 I love that these two posts are now permanent features on your sidebar.

207. Suffocating Mike Leggo with a pillow until he says "Leggo my Leggo!" which just makes Todd giggle like a little schoolchild.

208. Writing Gary Bettman a strongly worded letter after yesterday, in blood, and by "strongly worded" I mean it's more of an interpretive drawing of his time poaching big game on the African savannas.

]]> By: Anonymous https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/01/13/h2h-update/#comment-664 Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:51:51 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/01/h2h-update/#comment-664 stepping out through your computer screen and saying:Say that to my face,punk ass bitch

]]> By: Anonymous https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/01/13/h2h-update/#comment-663 Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:47:02 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/01/h2h-update/#comment-663 telling you weasels to suck eggs,
sincerely yours,
Todd

]]> By: Anonymous https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/01/13/h2h-update/#comment-662 Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:29:51 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/01/h2h-update/#comment-662 202. Going through the Ludovico Technique
203. In jail for beating a prostitute
204. Giving himself the family discount (another Arrested Development reference)

]]> By: Andy https://tpl.detroit.hockey/2010/01/13/h2h-update/#comment-661 Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:45:31 +0000 https://tplarchive.detroithockey.net/2010/01/h2h-update/#comment-661 201. Scoring a goal in Dallas apparently

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