Comments on: Wings Maim Sharks, Size of Boat Unquestioned

By: Osrt

Osrt — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:41:14 +0000

There'd be a ton of volunteer carriers man. Just Sayin'.

Congrats to both families on the marriage.

I cannot believe Marleau is having the year he is. More goals than Heatly? I would be worried if I didn't know for sure he'll flake in the playoffs.

By: Michael Petrella

Michael Petrella — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:12:14 +0000

Natalie, does it make your tummy hurt that Marleau has more goals (29) than the top two Red Wings (Tomas Holmstrom and Todd "Oh Son of a Bitch" Bertuzzi) COMBINED? Or is that just me…?

Osrt, Well I appreciate your offer to make little Helms, I'm not quite sure I know how accomplish it – or if I'd be, ya know…, "into it." HOWEVER, if you can guarantee me a way to create twenty-three Darren Helms, I MIGHT give it a shot. I'm getting married in August, clock's tickin'…

By: Osrt

Osrt — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:08:09 +0000

Wow. I feel instantly at home here.

Brilliant writing sir.

Maybe we should all get together and make little Helms.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 18:52:14 +0000

Dude. I had the exact same reaction last night when Marleau netted his 29th goal of the season. I watched him earn #28 against the Blues the other night, but I guess I'd blocked it out of my mind because it's too painful to believe. This season has convinced me that I'm residing in a trippy parallel universe.

By: Michael Petrella

Michael Petrella — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 17:53:05 +0000

And yes, you're right, fifth goal in five games. Fixed it… my bad! Good catch.

By: Michael Petrella

Michael Petrella — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 17:50:26 +0000

Scratch that, I love all the Wings except Todd Bertuzzi. HA

By: Michael Petrella

Michael Petrella — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 17:49:41 +0000

No NO NO NO... I'm 100% in love with Helm.

That's what I'm saying... I love all the Red Wings, but with Darren, it's something special.

By: Guilherme Calciolari

Guilherme Calciolari — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 17:47:46 +0000

You're not in love with Helm? WTF?

And wasn't it his 5th goal on 5 games?

By: Andy

Andy — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 17:08:27 +0000

"closest to being in love"

Traitor! We all need to be in love with Helm. If you're not, you're not a Wings fan.